MY FEELINGS are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. MY TEMPER would perhaps be called resentful. MY GOOD OPINION once lost is LOST FOREVER.

INDEPENDENT / HIGHLY SELECTIVE / PRIVATE / OC FRIENDLY PRIDEFUL, a roleplay blog for MR. FITZWILLIAM DARCY, a character from JANE AUSTEN'S PRIDE & PREJUDICE, written by KAYLA
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LABYRINTH → the sentence meme

lafemme-rouge:

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring
David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see
how my muse reacts:
  • ❝ I ask for so little. ❞
  • ❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞
  • ❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞
  • ❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞
  • ❝ That’s not fair! ❞
  • ❝ Give me the child. ❞
  • ❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞
  • ❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞
  • ❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞
  • ❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞
  • ❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞
  • ❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞
  • ❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞
  • ❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞
  • ❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞
  • ❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞
  • ❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞
  • ❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞
  • ❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞
  • ❝ You have no power over me. ❞
  • ❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞
  • ❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞
  • ❝ Was that wrong? ❞
  • ❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞
  • ❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞
  • ❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞
  • ❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞
  • ❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞
  • ❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞
  • ❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞
  • ❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞
  • ❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞
  • ❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞
  • ❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞
  • ❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞
  • ❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞
  • ❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞
  • ❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞
  • ❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞
  • ❝ I do believe in you. ❞
  • ❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞
  • ❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t live within you. ❞

(Source: lafemme-rouge-blog, via ariahagne-deactivated20161130)

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

miczariel:

faerieroleplaymemes:

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  • “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  • “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  • “I can cope with torture.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  • “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
  • “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  • “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “You mock my pain!”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  • “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  • “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “Anybody want a peanut?”
  • “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  • “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  • “The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  • “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  • “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  • “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  • “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  • “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  • “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  • “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  • “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  • “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  • “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  • “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  • “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

(via edithxcushing-deactivated201603)

cell phone headcanons

thegoldenboywonder:

connectivitty:

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:
                             - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone
                             - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone
                             - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone
                             - my muse’s last text to your muse

(Source: connectivitty-blog, via myxcenterxstage)

  • *Pokes you*

  • *Punches you*

  • *Plays with your hair*

  • *Tickles you*

  • *Licks you*

  • *Shoves you*

  • *Flicks you*

  • *Pulls your hair*

  • *Strokes your face*

  • *Slaps your ass*

  • *Cups your cheek*

  • *Massages shoulders*

  • *Bites you*

  • *Caresses you*

  • *Unbuttons your shirt*

  • *Unbuttons your trousers*

  • *Slaps your face*

  • *Hugs you*

  • *Pushes you against a wall*

  • *Pulls you into bed*

  • *Pulls you into my lap*

  • *Pinches cheeks*

  • *Picks you up*

  • *Slips hand up your shirt*

  • *Slips hand down your trousers*

six-word sentences.

blueneighbcrhood:

  • frankly speaking, i wanna give up.
  • they love me cause i’m hot.   
  • just try to guess the answer.
  • everyone here knows you don’t care.
  • fine, do things your way.
  • i want to be in love.
  • no, i would rather make money.
  • shut up already, i’m not going.
  • because you said that, fuck you!
  • i hate you more than anything.
  • just sit down? let me explain?
  • can i be a little nasty?
  • there’s nothing wrong with being sexual.
  • i want you to like me.
  • don’t you dare lie to me.
  •  i’m way too scared to fall.
  • terrified of my love for you?
  • we were both afraid, shut up.
  • it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really.
  • life’s too short to care anymore.
  • i dreamt about you last night.
  • really? what did you dream about?
  • i dreamt you chose me instead.
  • how did you become like this?
  • this isn’t any of your business.
  • i’m losing my mind, losing control.
  • you weren’t there! i needed you!
  • please don’t start with me, okay?
  •  why do you always leave me? 
  • this is all we have left.
  • i turned around. you were gone.
  • all i can think about is you.
  • wow, you look like shit today.
  • i called and you didn’t answer.
  • i wanna be a child forever.
  • today, my love is in mourning.  
  • your words felt like sharp knives.
  • “ say something nice or don’t speak. 

(Source: sandcvstles, via neverparted)

BASICS

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IMPORTANT

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Mun is of age and NSFW themes may be present on this blog. I will NOT RP smut with you if you do not state somewhere in your blog that you are at least eighteen years of age.

INTERACTION

Plotting is always preferred to winging it, but I am open to anything. Please feel free to hop into my IM and we can chat. I firmly believe that building relationships with other muns produces better RPs! Let’s be friends and cry over our babies together!!

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SHIPPING

This blog is multiship. I ship based on chemistry. I do not smut just for the sake of smut. And I will not force you to smut. If you are uncomfortable with it, fade to black is just fine with me.

MUN

Hi there! I’m Kayla. Let’s create some magic.

general statsappearance

familypsychological

personalityoverview

full name: fitzwilliam henry darcy.
nickname: darcy. william.
age: 28.
ethnicity: caucasian human.
gender: male.
romantic orientation: heteroromantic.
sexual orientation: heterosexual.
religion: christian.
spoken languages: english, french, some italian, minimal latin.
current living conditions: pemberley estate.
occupation: master of the house pemberley.

eye colour: brown.
hair colour: brown.
height: 6'3.
body build: fit.
tattoos/piercings + scars: bite marks on his hand from his childhood pet, dover.
notable physical traits: imposing height, messy dark hair, sad eyes, always frowning.

parents: henry and anne darcy.
siblings: georgiana darcy.
significant other: verse dependent.
children: none.

phobias: public speaking, disappointing loved ones, letting down his father, not being good enough.
mental disorders: none that have been diagnosed. ( asperger syndrome )
when was this diagnosed?: n/a.

intelligence: exceptional.
likes: reading, walking around the grounds of pemberley, keeping busy, the extensive library in his home, horseback riding, listening to georgiana play the pianoforte, the proud smile of his father, the sunshining on the english countryside, talking to his staff, elizabeth bennet, the company of charles bingley and colonel fitzwilliam, his mother's singing voice, & more.
dislikes: george wickham, balls or other social events, talking to people, public speaking, when georgiana cries, elizabeth bennet's hatred, & more.
disposition: fidgeting, hands clasped together, frowning often.
extras: none.

At the first glimpse of dawn, he is out of bed and calling for Thomas to help him dress and ready for the day. his tea is served steaming and with cream only, the handful of biscuits left untouched as he plans out his day ( but it is almost always the same ). first, he heads out to the stables for his early morning ride. erasmus, his trusty stead, is prepped and ready, and he pats the stable boy, ceril, on the head gratefully before climbing up. and off he goes.

when he returns, he finds that his sister is tending to her correspondence in her sitting room, so he retires to his own to do the same. when a health issue arises with one of the older butlers and Thomas comes running, he leaps into action. swift orders to call for the doctor are given as he crosses in long strides to attend to the member of his staff.

lunch is missed, much to the chagrin of his cook and Thomas, but he keeps to his butler, Percy's, side. and, finally, when the doctor has cleared his patient and leaves, the master of the house rises and retires to his sitting room to work on the finances.

when dinner finally rolls around, it is his sister who fetches him and he cannot deny her if he tried. and, full, they go to the drawing room and georgiana plays half a dozen pieces for the staff and her brother. their applause is loud and given without hesitance. and he thinks, as he ushers everyone to bed after, that he could not be more blessed. tomorrow must be just as grand.




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  • verse 1verse 2

    verse 3verse 4

    verse 1

    2005 FILM & BOOK INSPIRED. This verse revolves around both the book and 2005 film. Mr. Darcy will recognize all canon characters. He may or may not be in love with Elizabeth Bennet, dependent on the thread.

    verse 2

    PRE-CANON. This verse will take place prior to the book and the films. All interactions with Darcy can take place when he is any age before 28. Please note that while his father is alive, he is not "Mr. Darcy", but "Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy" or simply "Mr. Fitzwilliam".

    verse 3

    MODERN. William Darcy in modern times. Pemberley Publishing editor in chief. More verse information here.

    verse 4

    POST-CANON. Takes place any time following Darcy's start at courting Miss Elizabeth Bennet. Any interactions in this verse will be purely platonic unless with an Elizabeth muse.

  • add mains here!
  • link 1 link 2